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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:19 am

It was a cold snowy November morning and Bill was on the White House grounds walking and he sees writing in yellow pee that displayed "UP YOURS BILL" in script.

Bill calls for the secret service man to find out what man did that.

A couple weeks later the secret service man said he has some good and bad news.

Bill said ok, what is the good news??

The secret service agent said through urinalysis we found the man that peed "UP YOURS BILL" was none other than Jessie Jackson.

Good! Exclaimed Bill. I wanted to bring him down anyways. So what is the bad news?

Our hand writing expert says it is in Hillary's hand writing!
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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:26 am

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:11 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:52 pm

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.

The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.

She said that he was to resist any request from the farmer to pay for the animal, but she said "You killed it, so if they have to have money, it will come out of your pocket!" She stayed in the car making phone calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you" asked Hillary?

"Well." the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me. This is how it all happened. I had just stepped inside the door and said. "I'm Hillary Clinton's limo driver and I've just killed the old cow." The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.
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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:01 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:45 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:28 am

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:04 am

Oh jeeze, has anyone tried harder to get elected?  Poor woman just can't come off as sincere and likeable no matter what she says, does or even wears.  Can't believe her wardrobe person is cheering for her judging the hideous ugly green, not really green, green leather coat that appeared to swallow up her whole body she was wearing yesterday. Oh, and that scarf, so stiff it didn't move. 
Really mean and caddy of me to comment, and certainly should not matter, but seriously, considering her vast wealth and the designer clothes label attached to wardrobe one would think she would dress better. 
BTW, how in the world does anyone believe all these programs for free stuff she and Bernie are talking about can possibly be paid for?

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:32 am

Sunny...it's because all of her taste is in her mouth...and I don't mean her tasteBUDS!!! rofl3 rofl3 rofl3
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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:42 am

Loved the stories Hobo! rofl3
Sunny,It's like they dress her,then wake her up!All that wouldn't be a big deal except for the fact she is so uppity and full of crap to boot!No humility AT ALL!
The people that believe all the free stuff?The ones that don't want to lose their free stuff and they talk about how they loathe people that work for a living and have any money!

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:05 am

Your right, Lindy.  Class warfare is golden for the Progressives to use and abuse just to get votes.  Really disgusts me how these multi millionaire candidates have the gall to suck it up with people who feel disenfranchised, cheated, bash the wealthy when they are themselves so wealthy and out of tune with the real world.  The Clintons have spent their entire adult lives getting cozy with the "right" people to enrich their bank account and gain power.  They want to keep guns out of the hands of citizens, meantime they have 24 hour protection with armed guards keeping them safe. I don't begrudge anyone who has wealth, think it's great, but there is a right way and a wrong way to achieve it and use it.
I read the other day that Dr. Carson is worth 10 Million dollars.  Who Knew!!  He relates to everyone, is modest and a good person.  Can't help but believe it's because he earned it the right way.  He worked for it.

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Mon Oct 12, 2015 9:42 am

Recent story suggested said that her highness is close to a melt down. The stress from falling poll numbers and bad press due to her e-mail scandal is causing her to be short-tempered, snap at her staff and not able to rest well (guess the alcohol isn't working). Her staff also is digging up what dirt can be found on Biden in case he enters the race, since his entry would almost be the death blow to her campaign unless the "smoking gun" is found in her e-mail and/or she is indicted first.
The debate tomorrow evening may show us more of her real self if someone can just 'poke the pig' a little and get her stirred up.

it has become almost imperative for democrats that Biden enter the race to have at least one electable candidate since Sanders would not have national appeal outside of the party.
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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:43 pm

Have to agree.

"Poke the pig"  

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:19 pm

I would truly love to see her crash and burn.  I would really enjoy that


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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Mon Oct 12, 2015 11:57 pm

Of course her poll numbers are dropping. She's running so scared and desperate she will do and say practically anything to grab some votes.  She doesn't have a clue that people are making fun of her and are disgusted by her antics.  Appearing on the same Sat. Night Live show Miley Cyrus is hosting? Has a sit down interview with the disgusting Dunham woman.  Today something about Kayne West (Kim K's husband).

NOTE TO HILLARY:  You will be 68 years old this month, act your age and quit pandering.
People are tired of you, you have been running for political office your entire life. 
You are old news! 
People don't like you or trust you.
Retire!

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Tue Oct 13, 2015 1:32 am

Please disappear with what ever Grace you can borrow/STEAL...

Better yet...Honey, don't let the door hit you in the A$$ on your way OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Sun Oct 18, 2015 4:46 pm

She scares me!  The way she yells during her speeches and that obnoxious laugh. 
I can see her now as President, and if she does win.......................NIGHTMARE CITY ON STEROIDS!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Sun Oct 18, 2015 11:10 pm

Hil-liar-y's voice just plain grates, especially when she gets loud and tries to project her voice. When she tries to put more inflection into it, her voice is flat.
No wonder Bill went to others, he couldn't tell if she was excited or bored.
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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Tue Oct 20, 2015 11:06 pm

Yes, like chalk on a blackboard.  She gets real animated widening her eyes and puts on a fake smile pretending she is just so thrilled to meet people on the campaign trail.  She tries so hard it
is obviously an act.
Her fake southern accent, choice of words and phrases common to the area she's in she uses especially in Black Church's is disgusting.

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Sun Dec 20, 2015 1:38 pm

I can't believe Hillary is still in this. And I"m scared because I CAN believe she could actually win. There are just that many crazy people out there.

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Sun Dec 20, 2015 2:16 pm

Yeah,They haven't left the polling booth in seven years.One more year and they get to use their crayons again!

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Sun Dec 20, 2015 9:03 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Sun Dec 20, 2015 11:21 pm

Maybe an indictment will come in by spring and then Biden will jump in, they have no one else.
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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Sun Dec 20, 2015 11:48 pm

If she wasn't a Dem would have been out a long time ago, between, Benghazi, Emails, Clinton Foundation hanky panky.  Plus, party owed it to her since they screwed her over with delegates promising her switching to Obama.

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PostSubject: Re: Democrat pick   Mon Dec 21, 2015 4:17 am

Can't we just blow her up and say she fated herself to death...you know ALL that hot air has to go somewhere!!!!!
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